Even supervillains need inspiration sometimes

Being a supervillain can be hard & downright disheartening at times - your evil plans amount to naught, thanks to some over-zealous spandex guy with a butt chin dimple & a plastic smile. Your minions mess up, often. Your nemesis triumphs, a lot. Your laundromat shrinks your supervillain suit. Your family don't take your world domination plans seriously, neither does your bank...
Basically, you need a pick-me-up every now & then.
This Holstee Manifesto should help you bring some things into focus & remind you of what is important in life & what's not.