Computer-generated reviews

All good SuperVillains know that there's no reason to waste your precious time doing something when you can find a minion to do it instead.
What better minion than a computer? You don't have to feed it, listen to its constant moaning about a raise, or get annoyed at its lack of mental prowess.
Thanks to these guys, SuperVillains can now spend less time looking for those gadgets that'll assist them in their evil plans, & more time finding ways to utilise the Destructo-Blade in said plans!
It's a rather innovative website that trawls sites like Amazon & summarises reviews for products. The great thing about it is that you get an over-all feel for whether the gadget is worth buying or not.
It's simple, functional and you don't have to pay it over-time!

Minion advice

Rule #25 of The Supervillain's Guide to Super Villainy:

• Make sure that your minions are reliable, loyal, trustworthy and consistent. And especially make sure that they understand the Plan and their role in it!
  

Nobody wants minions that change their alliance as often as they change their shoes. Consistency is key and a minion who sticks to the plan and isn't easily distracted from it, is worth keeping. Unfortunately, good help is hard to find these days.
You also want to be very careful of minions that are too smart. You can't have them hijacking your plan for world domination, executing it effortlessly and claiming all the infamy! But you can't have minions that are too stupid to even understand the plan. Years of watching lame American movies and bad sitcoms, have taught me that dumb minions, only cause trouble for you. And I've had my fair share of dumb minions around...
So remember, pick your minions wisely. You don't want to be associated with idiots!