Supervillain Snippets

Where a criminal record is a prerequisite for staff.
Will have to look at recruiting minions from here...

Have some plastic with that food

Not the kind of drawing you would expect from a plastics company.
PolyFlav offers the unique service of flavouring the plastic container your food comes in, in order to enhance the taste...
Frankly I'd prefer not to ingest plastic-flavoured food. Besides the synthetic taste issue, I'm sure there are other hidden health risks.
Like scurvy ;-)