The Supervillain Guide to Growing Old UnGracefully

There's nothing quite like an watching an aging popstar clutch desperately at the frayed edges of their youth, relaunching themselves every 3 years in new & flimsy genres that see them wearing ever more revealing clothing, collaborating with so-called current 'artists' while using ever increasing shock tactics & extreme Photoshop adjustments on their album covers.
It is quite ridiculous & Ms 'I Will Not Age Quietly' Madonna is certainly leading the race in persisting past your expiry date.

Adding to the controversy plaguing her MDNA tour is the singer's 'any attention is good attention' stunt. Madonna showed her support for a Pakistani child activist who is in a critical condition after an assassination attempt by the Taliban, by performing a striptease during a recent performance in Los Angeles.
Well done Madonna, clearly dementia is setting in after all those years of being exposed to Extreme Hold Hairspray!
Here's a girl lobbying for women's education in a Muslim country & you think it's a good idea to get your kit off in her name.
Yeah, Intentions: 10/10, Execution: 0/10
So an overall A+ for stupidity...

Madonna's Magical Mirror

So dear ol' Madonna keeps 'reinventing' herself in an attempt to maintain a presence in popular music & to keep the ca$h inflow going.
Of course, much of this reinvention relies on the digital wonders of Photoshop & its ability to airbrush away the effects of gravity & old age on your face.
So once again Madonna looks amazingly young in the promo material for her new album MDNA & in the music vids.
I'd love to know just how many hours the digital retouch artists spent to make her look that young again...
Frankly, I think that she's secretly been funding the development of certain Photoshop tools, cos she has a vested interest in their magic affects. I'm sure that she also has a team of digital retouch artists that have been trained in her super secret special facility somewhere in Mongolia, where potential prodigies are trained from a young age to make her look good & digitally turn back the hands of time.
The digital retouching on her photos is starting to become extreme & I'm sure there's going to come a day where she will simply not be able to go out in public - because the digital & real versions will be so disparate that her physical appearance will become harmful to her brand.
She might even have to resort to becoming all 'mysterious' & wearing a cowl, like Emperor Palpatine. In fact, she might just be Emperor Palpatine... Which means that soon she will need an apprentice with a uniform that has a large cellphone attached to the front, with the Emergency Pizza Dial Button.