Mine does!
But life as a modern supervillain is quite a challenge... Sometimes I long for the old days, when heroes wore brightly-coloured spandex, so that you knew they were the hero! Nowadays, they come in all shapes and sizes!
Of course, there are the die-hard few who still strut around in their stupid outfits. But there is an alarming increase in what I like to call the 'plain-clothed pain', the hero that looks like your average idiot, blending effectively in with the masses.
How am I supposed to know it's you when you're dressed like Plain Jane or my neighbour, Mr Grumblefoot???
