So after her first dismal attempt at a "music" career, Paris Hilton is trying to release her second album More Proof That There Are Stupid People Out There Who Keep Encouraging Me. She's run into a spot of trouble however; apparently she can't find a record label that is willing to release it... ahahaha!
Paris, maybe the music industry is trying to tell you something! No really, they're just using the phrase "global economic crisis" as an excuse. You're that bad!
Song titles include:
My puppy Tinkerbell, where art thou?
Curling irons are the bestest invention ever!!!!!
No wait, straightening irons are the bestest!!!!!!!!!
Nose jobs are easy.
All I want for xmas is eleventy billion dollars daddy.
One day I'll run for guvener of california
Let's hope Paris doesn't do an indi release...
