Cut that out!

Peter Callesen's art is ingenious, inventive & thought-provoking.
Take a look at his website & be amazed by the intricate designs.

Recycled kitty coat

Does this cat look happy to you? Of course not! He knows you're laughing at him, calling him ridiculous names, comparing him to Paris Hilton's over-grown shaved rats...
I suppose you're wondering why I have a picture of a shaved cat up here, besides the obvious humour appeal; this poor kitty was subject to a drive-by-fur-thief!
Pookey here was minding his own kitty business when the attacker struck, shaving his coat off in a nanosecond and constructing a bag out of the fur in a very cruel & malicious manoeuvre that will leave poor Pookey scarred for all his 9 lives.
A bunch of desperately bored people are offering a unique service to pet owners: shave your pet & they'll make a handbag out of the fur!
The only intelligent application I can suggest for this service is that you give the handbag to some stupid superhero who is allergic to cats or dogs. That, or you shave someone's annoying pet just for the opportunity to laugh at them...
I wonder if they do ear muffs?

And in the right corner, weighing in at 140 pounds, we have Grace Mugabe!

Okay, so I took a guess at her weight - but as we all know; accuracy isn't important when it comes to the affairs on Zimbabwe & their government officials.
But Grace "Money Bags" Mugabe is reported to have beaten up a Hong Kong reporter while her body guards held him.
There must be some mistake.
I'm sure Grace was merely giving a demonstration for locals of a traditional "struggle" dance with her fist held high in mock defiance at the imaginary white colonial oppressors.
The photographer must've bumped into her jewelled fingers by accident - thats where he got the 9 cuts from, as well as the huge bruises across his face.
Then again, it could be that Grace actually flew into a fit when she noticed the reporter photographing her on her 92,000.00 USD international spending spree that was funded straight from Zimbabwe foreign reserves. Nah - that's just a bit too far-fetched now innit?
Luckily for Grace, it looks like a hotel video camera recorded the incident. This should clear up any misunderstanding about the traditional dance demonstration that she & her bodyguards engaged in.

Zim to adpet the Rand!?!?!

According to a report in the Star, Zimbabwe is contemplating adopting the Rand as the currency, in an effort to stabilise the economy...
We're DOOMED! - It'll mean disaster for South Africa if this happens.
Of course, Robert Mugabe will blame the UK government for their hand in destroying the South African economy as a result.
According to Mugabe, the UK have sabotaged the Zim economy & caused the economic crisis that has resulted in extreme poverty across the country, except for the presidential palace of course - it has miraculously survived the hardship.
If old Bob's latest claims are to be believed, the British government has been using biological warfare in their "racist attack" efforts to annihilate the people of Zimbabwe.
Seriously impressive ideas Bob. Have you thought of making a movie out of it? I'm sure Spielberg would be interested - it sounds awfully epic!
So if the UK government is capable of causing a cholera epidemic, how long until they move onto other environmental weapons? Weather control would be an effective weapon, specifically droughts.
Maybe all the droughts in the past have been secret weather manipulation by the colonial cronies? And if that is true, they've been "attacking" many African countries with this powerful weapon over the last few decades.
Man, aren't those brits clever! Maybe the US could use this weapon in their gallant fight against global terror...

Goodbye 2008, hello 2000 & NINE???!!!

Where did all that time go?! I think my brain refused to go past 2005 or something. But a belated compliments of the season to all - I've been crazy busy since late October so I've hardly had a chance to do any updates on the ways SuperVillainy. Watch this space however...