And in the right corner, weighing in at 140 pounds, we have Grace Mugabe!

Okay, so I took a guess at her weight - but as we all know; accuracy isn't important when it comes to the affairs on Zimbabwe & their government officials.
But Grace "Money Bags" Mugabe is reported to have beaten up a Hong Kong reporter while her body guards held him.
There must be some mistake.
I'm sure Grace was merely giving a demonstration for locals of a traditional "struggle" dance with her fist held high in mock defiance at the imaginary white colonial oppressors.
The photographer must've bumped into her jewelled fingers by accident - thats where he got the 9 cuts from, as well as the huge bruises across his face.
Then again, it could be that Grace actually flew into a fit when she noticed the reporter photographing her on her 92,000.00 USD international spending spree that was funded straight from Zimbabwe foreign reserves. Nah - that's just a bit too far-fetched now innit?
Luckily for Grace, it looks like a hotel video camera recorded the incident. This should clear up any misunderstanding about the traditional dance demonstration that she & her bodyguards engaged in.