Monday, 19 January 2009

Zim to adpet the Rand!?!?!

According to a report in the Star, Zimbabwe is contemplating adopting the Rand as the currency, in an effort to stabilise the economy...
We're DOOMED! - It'll mean disaster for South Africa if this happens.
Of course, Robert Mugabe will blame the UK government for their hand in destroying the South African economy as a result.
According to Mugabe, the UK have sabotaged the Zim economy & caused the economic crisis that has resulted in extreme poverty across the country, except for the presidential palace of course - it has miraculously survived the hardship.
If old Bob's latest claims are to be believed, the British government has been using biological warfare in their "racist attack" efforts to annihilate the people of Zimbabwe.
Seriously impressive ideas Bob. Have you thought of making a movie out of it? I'm sure Spielberg would be interested - it sounds awfully epic!
So if the UK government is capable of causing a cholera epidemic, how long until they move onto other environmental weapons? Weather control would be an effective weapon, specifically droughts.
Maybe all the droughts in the past have been secret weather manipulation by the colonial cronies? And if that is true, they've been "attacking" many African countries with this powerful weapon over the last few decades.
Man, aren't those brits clever! Maybe the US could use this weapon in their gallant fight against global terror...

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