Dear Hollywood, please make it stop!

Before Blue Steel there was Blue Bay!

Rumours of a Baywatch movie have been circulating ever since The Hoff figured out that he could ride the meme wave with the same combination of a bad wardrobe & a cheesy grin that propelled him from Nightrider to international boob & bay-watcher, all those years ago.
This was, of course, before he decided to conquer all of Germany with his vocal chords, chest hair & a pair of specially-tailored lederhosen...