The Supervillain Guide to Growing Old UnGracefully

There's nothing quite like an watching an aging popstar clutch desperately at the frayed edges of their youth, relaunching themselves every 3 years in new & flimsy genres that see them wearing ever more revealing clothing, collaborating with so-called current 'artists' while using ever increasing shock tactics & extreme Photoshop adjustments on their album covers.
It is quite ridiculous & Ms 'I Will Not Age Quietly' Madonna is certainly leading the race in persisting past your expiry date.

Adding to the controversy plaguing her MDNA tour is the singer's 'any attention is good attention' stunt. Madonna showed her support for a Pakistani child activist who is in a critical condition after an assassination attempt by the Taliban, by performing a striptease during a recent performance in Los Angeles.
Well done Madonna, clearly dementia is setting in after all those years of being exposed to Extreme Hold Hairspray!
Here's a girl lobbying for women's education in a Muslim country & you think it's a good idea to get your kit off in her name.
Yeah, Intentions: 10/10, Execution: 0/10
So an overall A+ for stupidity...