Cut that out!

Peter Callesen's art is ingenious, inventive & thought-provoking.
Take a look at his website & be amazed by the intricate designs.

Recycled kitty coat

Does this cat look happy to you? Of course not! He knows you're laughing at him, calling him ridiculous names, comparing him to Paris Hilton's over-grown shaved rats...
I suppose you're wondering why I have a picture of a shaved cat up here, besides the obvious humour appeal; this poor kitty was subject to a drive-by-fur-thief!
Pookey here was minding his own kitty business when the attacker struck, shaving his coat off in a nanosecond and constructing a bag out of the fur in a very cruel & malicious manoeuvre that will leave poor Pookey scarred for all his 9 lives.
A bunch of desperately bored people are offering a unique service to pet owners: shave your pet & they'll make a handbag out of the fur!
The only intelligent application I can suggest for this service is that you give the handbag to some stupid superhero who is allergic to cats or dogs. That, or you shave someone's annoying pet just for the opportunity to laugh at them...
I wonder if they do ear muffs?

And in the right corner, weighing in at 140 pounds, we have Grace Mugabe!

Okay, so I took a guess at her weight - but as we all know; accuracy isn't important when it comes to the affairs on Zimbabwe & their government officials.
But Grace "Money Bags" Mugabe is reported to have beaten up a Hong Kong reporter while her body guards held him.
There must be some mistake.
I'm sure Grace was merely giving a demonstration for locals of a traditional "struggle" dance with her fist held high in mock defiance at the imaginary white colonial oppressors.
The photographer must've bumped into her jewelled fingers by accident - thats where he got the 9 cuts from, as well as the huge bruises across his face.
Then again, it could be that Grace actually flew into a fit when she noticed the reporter photographing her on her 92,000.00 USD international spending spree that was funded straight from Zimbabwe foreign reserves. Nah - that's just a bit too far-fetched now innit?
Luckily for Grace, it looks like a hotel video camera recorded the incident. This should clear up any misunderstanding about the traditional dance demonstration that she & her bodyguards engaged in.

Zim to adpet the Rand!?!?!

According to a report in the Star, Zimbabwe is contemplating adopting the Rand as the currency, in an effort to stabilise the economy...
We're DOOMED! - It'll mean disaster for South Africa if this happens.
Of course, Robert Mugabe will blame the UK government for their hand in destroying the South African economy as a result.
According to Mugabe, the UK have sabotaged the Zim economy & caused the economic crisis that has resulted in extreme poverty across the country, except for the presidential palace of course - it has miraculously survived the hardship.
If old Bob's latest claims are to be believed, the British government has been using biological warfare in their "racist attack" efforts to annihilate the people of Zimbabwe.
Seriously impressive ideas Bob. Have you thought of making a movie out of it? I'm sure Spielberg would be interested - it sounds awfully epic!
So if the UK government is capable of causing a cholera epidemic, how long until they move onto other environmental weapons? Weather control would be an effective weapon, specifically droughts.
Maybe all the droughts in the past have been secret weather manipulation by the colonial cronies? And if that is true, they've been "attacking" many African countries with this powerful weapon over the last few decades.
Man, aren't those brits clever! Maybe the US could use this weapon in their gallant fight against global terror...

Goodbye 2008, hello 2000 & NINE???!!!

Where did all that time go?! I think my brain refused to go past 2005 or something. But a belated compliments of the season to all - I've been crazy busy since late October so I've hardly had a chance to do any updates on the ways SuperVillainy. Watch this space however...

Oh boy. Paris is at it again...

So after her first dismal attempt at a "music" career, Paris Hilton is trying to release her second album More Proof That There Are Stupid People Out There Who Keep Encouraging Me. She's run into a spot of trouble however; apparently she can't find a record label that is willing to release it... ahahaha!

Paris, maybe the music industry is trying to tell you something! No really, they're just using the phrase "global economic crisis" as an excuse. You're that bad!
Song titles include:
My puppy Tinkerbell, where art thou?
Curling irons are the bestest invention ever!!!!!
No wait, straightening irons are the bestest!!!!!!!!!
Nose jobs are easy.
All I want for xmas is eleventy billion dollars daddy.
One day I'll run for guvener of california

Let's hope Paris doesn't do an indi release...

And you thought *your* hair was great!

I love Japan & Japanese people. They're so... crazy, so... different, so... odd.
Their culture is a collage of the new, the old, the fantastical and the down right bizarre!
Take a look at these photos here from men's fashion mag Men's Egg - don't ask me about the "egg" bit, I don't get it either, but frankly the fashion is a bit scrambled... so maybe that's the connection.
Just look at their hair!
Not even Jennifer Anniston's hair was that good in the early days of Friends.
Jen girl, eat your heart out at that volume!

A little stupidity can go a looooong way...

I can still remember those chain-mail pyramid scheme, scam & con letters that were physically sent to my parent's mail box when I was a kid.
Being young, innocent & quite naive, I would read them & think; "Wow! If you send R10 (which was a lot of money to a kid in those days!) to this guy & then send a copy of this letter on to all your friends, you'll be rich! Rich in no time at all!". It sounded so good, so easily obtainable, so interesting...
Yehp, young, naive & impressionable with a wild imagination.
Of course, my mother explained to me that it was all a scam, I gave it some thought & realised that she was right - it was too good to be true. But at least I have the valid excuse of being a kid at the time, too young to understand the ways of the world.
This woman, however, does not.
Since 2005 she has sent more than $400,000 to Nigerian 419 scammers, remortgaging her home and cashing in her husband's retirement plans, ignoring the advice of police, bank officials & the FBI - who warned her that it was a scam. -cough cough-, -choke choke-. What?!?!!!!

"When Spears began to doubt the scam, she got letters from the President of Nigeria, FBI Director Mueller, and President Bush. Terrorists could get the money if she did not help, Bush’s letter said. Spears continued to send funds. All the letters were fake, of course."

Gotta love all those stupid people in the world; how easily they fall.
I can't believe she actually thought that the President of the United States & the head of the FBI would contact an ordinary, unknown citizen regarding their inheritance money in Nigeria.
Apparently everyone warned her; family, friends, bank officials, law enforcement officials. And yet despite that, she persisted, obsessed & greedy for a huge payout of Nigerian riches. -blink blink-
Now she wants to use her story to warn others not to fall for the same scheme.
Uhuh. Likely story woman.
There's probably 2 people in the whole of America that she'll probably dissuade from falling for the schemes. The rest are probably as stupid as she is & won't heed the warnings of those around them, nevermind someone on tv.
More likely, she's probably going to tour the talk-show circuit, in an effort to pay off the huge debts she has accumulated as a result of her blind stupidity. No doubt, she'll try sell her story to publishers & TV executives, hoping that a book deal & a made-for-tv movie will bring her the fame & fortune she obsessively pursued in the first place.
Watch out for Janella Spears: Lost Inheritance coming to a bookstore & TV channel near you!
Oh yeah, I'm getting out the microwave popcorn as I write this, shaking with excited anticipation...

Glaciers on Mars oh my!

So they've discovered large-ish glaciers on Mars - which holds the promise of Mars being explorable by humans.
Ice means water, and water means hydrogen & oxygen - oxygen to breathe & hydrogen to power engines for the return trip to earth.
Fantastic! So when are they selling tickets & can I bring my own in-flight snacks?

South Africans rush home on the wave of global financial crisis?

So according to a report that "South Africans are flocking home", many people are returning to the country, due to hard times overseas.
Apparently a non-profit organisation that encourages & helps South Africans to return home, held an expo in London last month where "four out of five" of the +1000 that attended, were returning home within "the next six months".
Oddly enough, I know of people still moving there, as well as a number of individuals who have no intention of returning home.
Fish-packing in a smelly factory in Scotland is still more profitable for many people than working back at home.
I also wonder how many of those people were individuals whose working visas are about to expire or people who have been working arb jobs such as bartendering & nightclub security. Everyone I know that has a professional job is still sticking it out in the UK, even those that are between jobs...